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dian_kartikaDate: Saturday, 05 May 12, 11:29 AM | Message # 1
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Seorang Turis Batak berkunjung ke Israel. Dia menawar perahu mau keliling-keliling di Danau Galilea dan diberitahu pemilik perahu bahwa sewa perahu US$10/jam.

"Wah... mahal kali kau!!! di Danau Toba di negara saya Indonesia, sewa perahu gak sampai separuh-nya... itupun sudah bisa naik perahu keliling sampe puas...!"

Pemilik perahu itupun mencoba menjelaskan, "Ini kan di Israel ... bukan di Indonesia... di danau ini-lah Tuhan Yesus berjalan di atas air ..."

Mendengar jawaban pemilik perahu itu, spontan sang turis batak tersebut berjalan pergi ... sambil merepet dan menggerutu,

"Oooo... PATUT MA ANTONG, GABE MARDALAN PAT TUHAN YESUS NAJOLO, AI SUMALING DO HAPE ARGANI SEWA NI SOLU DI TAO GALILEA ON !!!"

(Pantesan, Tuhan Yesus jadi jalan kaki jaman dulu, habis kebangetan sih mahalnya harga nyewa perahu di galilea ini...)
 
Aas_kawekasDate: Saturday, 05 May 12, 11:33 AM | Message # 2
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miranda_septiannisaDate: Saturday, 05 May 12, 11:54 AM | Message # 3
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shania_larasDate: Saturday, 05 May 12, 8:23 PM | Message # 4
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Bayu_SamudraDate: Thursday, 10 May 12, 9:35 PM | Message # 5
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Dwi_nurDate: Friday, 11 May 12, 12:32 PM | Message # 6
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rizky_hidayaniDate: Friday, 11 May 12, 3:13 PM | Message # 9
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Dwi_nurDate: Saturday, 12 May 12, 3:13 PM | Message # 15
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